Tuesday, 12:19 am

One guy is totally naked except for a covered wang. He has donuts, but does not seem to be affiliated.

Not happening here, says one member (person, not penis). SciLi guard threatened them with arrest on top floor, asking for names and threatening to review video.

— Seth Motel, freelance reporter

For more on the naked donut run — which after gracing the Rock and CIT in full-naked glory was brought to a screeching halt in the SciLi — check blogdailyherald.com.