Saturday, 3:24 pm

Welcome to Cafe Frisc. Currently covering the computer table in the 25 decibels (mind you, there is no food or drink allowed near any University computers): six coffee cups, two Ratty take-out boxes, three paper bags from Starbucks, a container of Chinese food take-out, a box from the Creperie, a smoothie in an unmarked plastic cup and countless water bottles. Combined with the excessive number of people and computer wires present, this is a catastrophe just waiting to happen. Just keep your french presses off the table, plz.