Sunday, 11:39 am

Nothing has changed. The new windows computers still take too long to log into, it is still freezing in here, and there has been no improvement to the utterly inadequate water fountain. The only change here would be my increased ability to bring better snacks (yet people still glare at me for loudly crunching pretzel crisps).

— Guest columnist Ethan Mack, on his return to the Frisc