Saturday, 2:07 pm

I commend the Frisc for the implementation of new and advanced toilet paper dispensers in the basement. With their large distance from the ground and self-refilling mechanism, the new apparatuses will go a long way toward alleviated the two-fold toilet paper problem: the floor drag and the subsequent complete absence.

Now if only there was a way multiple students could be taking advantage of such an upgrade simultaneously…

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