Thursday, 2:45 pm


The SciLi is broken: Not only is the Thayer street entrance having major issues, the swipe card reader is broken so the guy at the desk has to inspect everyone's cards. The end is nigh.

— Joanna Wohlmuth

Saturday, 2:26 pm

The libraries and their cafe carts must be involved in some sort of elaborate scheme to force studiers to purchase goods. There is no other explanation for the Arctic temperature of the Frisc. After a couple of hours of studying, when the bone-chilling freeze sets in, there is no option remaining except to purchase warm liquid.

Sunday, 11:16pm

Someone's phone was not on silent in 00 decibels, of all places.

No, you and I canNOT write a Bad Romance, because your library etiquette is not up to my standards.

Sunday, 9:58 pm

Note: do not walk through the revolving door with a large box. You will get stuck.

Sunday, 11:10 am

A map of Brown's campus, with routes of highlighter, cover the walls of one study room. Why?

Monday, 10:42 am

There are so many grown-ups! They keep emerging, from study rooms, from elevators, from the staircase. And they're speaking at a normal volume level! Don't they know this is a library? Don't they know what 25 decibels means? (If they do, they should probably tell the students sitting here.)

Monday, 10:40 am

There are 10+ nicely clothed adults milling around the basement, staring into study rooms, peeking around corners, whispering to each other. What is going on??