Tuesday, 10:58 am
You can tell when this morning each studier embarked on their journey to the Fortress of Doom based on the level of rain preparedness. These boots look silly now, but I swear they were relevant three hours ago. And if I had to wager, they will be again three hours from now.
Tuesday, 10:40 am
The Frisc provides a full sampling of the Blackberry's ringtone options. Is that Asian Morning? Or perhaps the Samba? I would suspect none of the above fall within suggested decibel range.
Monday, 9:35 pm
Eyewitness reports from 10 a.m. till now reveal incontrovertible evidence that midterm season has, in fact, fully arrived. Don't count on nabbing a chair, a computer, a working printer, a turn in the bathroom unless someone loves you and has been saving it for hours.
Sunday, 1:08 pm
On Computer Row, the distinctive "bzzzz" of a cell phone calls out, and every single person reaches for their own. I'm pickin' up good vibrations.
In other news, the basement has relocated to the arctic temperate zone. The sign mandates 25 decibels, not 25 degrees, kids.
Saturday, 5:00 pm
I really try not to judge the actions of others. OK, that's not true. But generally, I'm pretty kind. That being said, I am currently witnessing a number of taboo activities in the lobby: napping, Skyping, Hulu.com-ing. Go home!
